Sharp, funny, escapist but highly topical romp set in the oh-so-shallow world of daytime TV and tabloid celebrity.

From playing panto in Grimsby to hosting the highest rated light entertainment show in the history of British television, this is the story of one extraordinary year in the life of minor TV personality and serial bad dresser, Simon Peters… Simon languishes on the bottom rung of the showbiz celebrity ladder, mired in the tacky world of game shows, daytime TV and home shopping channels. His agent has trouble remembering his name and even his stalker is more famous than he is. He goes to all the wrong parties, sleeps with all the wrong people and to make matters worse, stardom beckons for his most-loathed enemy. And just when it seems things couldnt get any worse, the plug is pulled on his TV show… Like most celebrities, Simons riddled with insecurities but hes nothing if not resilient, thick-skinned, utterly selfish and a total – if misguided believer – in his own talent. HE knows hes got what it takes to get to the middle, the very middle. Its just the getting there thats the problem.